This is Chocolate. He's a very bad dog. The worst kind. Humping every bitch he can see, and still gets away with it because his eyes are sweet like candy. I really hate him, and I'm so sick of having him in my room. I decided he doesn't even deserve a good life in a new house, so the best thing would be to put an end to his life. Let the little bastard go to sleep permanently. The problem is just that he's made of fabric, so an injection wouldn't be of any help really... I have some ideas of how he could be erased from this world, but I need your help - you who are reading this! Please cast your vote on your favourite execution method, or suggest a new one if you have a better idea.
Way to die, number 1; "Joan of Arc style" - placed upon our barbeque grill in the garden and burnt alive.
Way to die, number 2; "Jamie Oliver style" - marinated in an indonesian sause, rolled in bread crumbles and cooked in a frying pan.
Way to die, number 3; "Lambi style" - chained to a railway track and beheaded by a slow ScotRail train.
Way to die, number 4; "Hostel style" - tied to a chair acompanied by a murderous person with a scalpel.
1 comment:
Tease him til he himself decides to hang himselfs, but with all that water coming from his eyes, he fails to measure the rope right, and ends up suffocating instead of having his neck snap from the fall (it happens all the time)
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